From Jousting to Drag Queens...

So I have discovered the wonderful world of drag queens thanks to RuPaul's Drag Race on Netflix. This has been my life for the past two weeks. I haven't started on a semester project because of this show. I die a little inside every time I watch it, but that's okay. I mean what teenage girl wouldn't once she realizes that most of the queens on the show are much prettier than her and much more of a woman? I've already gotten half way through an over sized Godiva chocolate bar...
I've only seen season 2 and 3, but I do have favorites. It seems that my favorites always end up as runner up though. First off, my favorite queens.
Raven.

She is so strong and rocker and I just love her. My favorite episode is when they put some old guys in drag and she carried her drag mother Stephen out. She had such a connection with him and it was so great. Unfortunately, my other favorite drag queen was eliminated in that very episode...
Pandora Boxx.

I know he's not in drag in this one, but I LOVE Pandora. She's hilarious and quirky and unique (like me, totally kidding). AND I MIGHT MEET HER NEXT SUNDAY (Probably not) BUT STILL I MIGHT MEET HER AND OH MY FROGS!! I would love to tell her how much she's helped me laugh through the shit life throws at me.
Next is Manila Luzon.

She is so fierce and fantastic and hilarious and I love her so much. I'm seriously in LOVE with her. It's really unhealthy. No joke, I'm listening to Hot Couture by her right now. Seriously, she's not only a beautiful woman but a hot guy too. His name is Karl. I don't know why, but finding that out made me laugh.

I seriously have to remind myself he's gay. I die a little bit inside every time. It's gotten to the point where I've ordered a black wig and white extension. Yep. It's sad. I know. I've moved from manly men jousters to drag queens. 

I feel like this blog should be renamed to "Let's all laugh at how sad my life is" or "Pathetic stories to make you feel better about yourself" or maybe even "I don't care what gender Manila Luzon is just let me have him/her". I think something like "Guys that I can't have, but still want desperately" would be the best option. That is a very long list indeed...

Doodle of the Day:

I've gotten into Skyrim lately and I've been reading the Hobbit. Needless to say I now have an unhealthy obsession with elves. Great, elves and drag queens. 

Gif of the Day:

I've decided that a Gif of the day will make this blog fun. Don't you? I love Katie McGrath...