This is what will make me famous

Hurrah for another satire! This one is less on groups in society and more of society's values itself. It's very tongue in cheek and if you aren't insulted or riled up by the end, I've failed. Miserably. But I'm sure you'll like it. It's called The ABCs of Self Discovery. It's essentially an instruction manual on how to be accepted by today's society. It's bitter, cynical, tongue in cheek, and in my humble opinion, not half bad. According to my therapist and my mother, this is what's going to make me famous. Not my preference, but I'm cool with that.
So, opinions, welcome, critiques, welcome, personal attacks, welcome. Just remember, you have the right to your opinion on what ever, I have the right to call it rude. That and if attacked personally, I'll attack you right back, so be prepared. I've got some pretty good material up my sleeve. Would you like to see the sequence of my reactions through various gifs? Oh of course. Gifs make everything better. (or as my dad calls them, tifs)
Reaction to first insult:

Subtle, yet effective.

Reaction to second insult:

Reaction to stupid third insult:

Wait, you were serious about that?

Oh hurt your feelings?

My turn:

Decided to leave so soon? Check mate:

And this what happens when you mess with a sarcastic, cynic like me. Insults is my business. And I just needed an excuse to use my snarky gifs. I don't really get a chance to use these in the way they were intended. Also, if you don't like all the One Direction gifs. Too bad. I think most of them are hilarious. 

Doodle of the Day:

This one is two years old. This was a drawing of me, Bradley James, and a Zoonicorn. I actually had a dream where this happened (he was saving me from the zombie Apocalypse) and it was the best lucid dream ever. Yes. I lucidly dreamed. And I made him rescue me and take me to Canada. Because everyone knows zombies don't live or go anywhere near Canada. 

Gif of the Day:

Yes. This is One Direction. Problem? That's what I thought.