This is what will make me famous

Hurrah for another satire! This one is less on groups in society and more of society's values itself. It's very tongue in cheek and if you aren't insulted or riled up by the end, I've failed. Miserably. But I'm sure you'll like it. It's called The ABCs of Self Discovery. It's essentially an instruction manual on how to be accepted by today's society. It's bitter, cynical, tongue in cheek, and in my humble opinion, not half bad. According to my therapist and my mother, this is what's going to make me famous. Not my preference, but I'm cool with that.
So, opinions, welcome, critiques, welcome, personal attacks, welcome. Just remember, you have the right to your opinion on what ever, I have the right to call it rude. That and if attacked personally, I'll attack you right back, so be prepared. I've got some pretty good material up my sleeve. Would you like to see the sequence of my reactions through various gifs? Oh of course. Gifs make everything better. (or as my dad calls them, tifs)
Reaction to first insult:

Subtle, yet effective.

Reaction to second insult:

Reaction to stupid third insult:

Wait, you were serious about that?

Oh hurt your feelings?

My turn:

Decided to leave so soon? Check mate:

And this what happens when you mess with a sarcastic, cynic like me. Insults is my business. And I just needed an excuse to use my snarky gifs. I don't really get a chance to use these in the way they were intended. Also, if you don't like all the One Direction gifs. Too bad. I think most of them are hilarious. 

Doodle of the Day:

This one is two years old. This was a drawing of me, Bradley James, and a Zoonicorn. I actually had a dream where this happened (he was saving me from the zombie Apocalypse) and it was the best lucid dream ever. Yes. I lucidly dreamed. And I made him rescue me and take me to Canada. Because everyone knows zombies don't live or go anywhere near Canada. 

Gif of the Day:

Yes. This is One Direction. Problem? That's what I thought.

This is a test.

I just need to check if I gif I edited works. It didn't on tumblr, so now I'm worried.

Holy shit it may work!
Anyway, I've become obsessed with my new OTP. Katie McGrath and Harry Lloyd. I'm madly in love with both of them and if they ever get together, then I'll explode. No, I won't explode, but I'll make them adopt me. This is what I did today:

Even by this mediocre photo manip, it is clear that they are adorable. The height difference is way off (he's 6'0", she's 5'5") but it's still... just look at them!

I also did this for my friend Abby, since Joseph Gordon-Levitt is her favorite person ever. I'm gonna improve it a bit, but I think it turned out relatively okay for my first attempt at something like that.

So I'm off to go manipulate more photos so it looks like they're together.
Doodle of the Day:

This is a super old picture. Well, there you go anyway.
Gif of the Day:

Fucking Finals...

Okay, so finals start Tuesday and I've just started working on my Actor's Workshop final and I haven't even begun studying for Euro. I'm dead.
Honestly, here's how finals go through gifs.
First thoughts of finals:

Finals? Come on guys. I'm gonna ace them all with out even trying.

Thinking about studying:

I totally got this. It's going to be fine

When most of my teachers are very vague and broad with what I have to know:

Seriously? All the scientists? You really think I'm gonna just know everything about them for the final...

Guess what! Finals are a week away!

Shit, seriously?!

Mental reaction to panic:

How I end up reacting still...

I'm so fucked.

What I do instead of studying:

Seriously guys. I'm gonna study now.

When I'm actually studying:

I live off of soda during finals.

Night before first finals:

When I get together with friends for last minute cramming:

Well, here's to failing.

When I sit down at finals:

I got this.

When I actually begin taking the test and what I studied isn't on there, but everything else is:

Seriously?! I study what you told me to but oh fucking no. That's not gonna be on the fucking test.

Right after finals:

Good bye future. Wish I could have met you.

Thinking about what grade I'm going to get:

Fs all around.

When I find out I did fine on finals:

Nice try. I know I failed. You're not gonna get my hopes up.

No seriously, I actually got As and Bs

Walking away from finals:

Thinking about next semester's finals:

Did it once, I'll do it again.

See? It's a vicious cycle. It just goes around and around and around. And because I procrastinate like I'm doing now, it doesn't skip over the points of mass panic. Believe me, tomorrow, I'm gonna flip a shit because I still have stuff to do. I should get back to my script analysis...

Picture of the day:

These are all of my electronics as a family. From left to right: Gorgonzola Periwinkle (my slutty Iphone... don't ask), Audrey (my laptop), Lexi (my tablet), and the newest addition since Christmas, Milo (my kindle)

Gif of the day:

This is me. Every. Day.

From Jousting to Drag Queens...

So I have discovered the wonderful world of drag queens thanks to RuPaul's Drag Race on Netflix. This has been my life for the past two weeks. I haven't started on a semester project because of this show. I die a little inside every time I watch it, but that's okay. I mean what teenage girl wouldn't once she realizes that most of the queens on the show are much prettier than her and much more of a woman? I've already gotten half way through an over sized Godiva chocolate bar...
I've only seen season 2 and 3, but I do have favorites. It seems that my favorites always end up as runner up though. First off, my favorite queens.
Raven.

She is so strong and rocker and I just love her. My favorite episode is when they put some old guys in drag and she carried her drag mother Stephen out. She had such a connection with him and it was so great. Unfortunately, my other favorite drag queen was eliminated in that very episode...
Pandora Boxx.

I know he's not in drag in this one, but I LOVE Pandora. She's hilarious and quirky and unique (like me, totally kidding). AND I MIGHT MEET HER NEXT SUNDAY (Probably not) BUT STILL I MIGHT MEET HER AND OH MY FROGS!! I would love to tell her how much she's helped me laugh through the shit life throws at me.
Next is Manila Luzon.

She is so fierce and fantastic and hilarious and I love her so much. I'm seriously in LOVE with her. It's really unhealthy. No joke, I'm listening to Hot Couture by her right now. Seriously, she's not only a beautiful woman but a hot guy too. His name is Karl. I don't know why, but finding that out made me laugh.

I seriously have to remind myself he's gay. I die a little bit inside every time. It's gotten to the point where I've ordered a black wig and white extension. Yep. It's sad. I know. I've moved from manly men jousters to drag queens. 

I feel like this blog should be renamed to "Let's all laugh at how sad my life is" or "Pathetic stories to make you feel better about yourself" or maybe even "I don't care what gender Manila Luzon is just let me have him/her". I think something like "Guys that I can't have, but still want desperately" would be the best option. That is a very long list indeed...

Doodle of the Day:

I've gotten into Skyrim lately and I've been reading the Hobbit. Needless to say I now have an unhealthy obsession with elves. Great, elves and drag queens. 

Gif of the Day:

I've decided that a Gif of the day will make this blog fun. Don't you? I love Katie McGrath...

Happy New Year!

So I've all but abandoned this blog... so sorry by the way. I changed email addresses, yet they won't let me move my blog there. Pretty sucky, right?
Since my last entry, I've managed to acquire a pair of elf ears and I've become addicted to Skyrim. And this was only Christmas.
I've started a new blog on Tumblr, Auntie Rants, where I will be ranting every other Saturday. It'll be a fun time with my crazy opinions.
I'm also planning on getting my YouTube account filled with videos. Most will be me reading my rants in a semi rehearsed fashion, other times, they'll be weird, fun, videos containing who knows what. So that'll be fun... I hope.
I'm writing and updating several different stories on wattpad, my account is here. I've posted a 7 page satire, an original story entitled The Black Bandit, and for my fans, I have a private fan fiction running. It will be public once I finish it... if I ever do. Knowing me, I probably won't with out of harassment.
So I'm sick on New Year's, about to try and record a video for YouTube... yeah... that's my life so far. I'm planning on calling my new YouTube family my "clan". Everybody seems to call their internet viewers something too, so I thought to have a clan would be a cool idea.
If no one watches my videos, I'll probably go eat my feelings...

You know what, no I won't! I have no regrets about anything! 2012 was great, but 2013 is going to be the coolest thing you've ever seen. It's not just going to be cool, but it'll be an adventure!

So my new year's resolution? TO HAVE NO REGRETS AND LIVE IT UP!

I'm also going to start spamming you with gifs every post. I'm going to try my best! 

Doodle of the Day:

This is probably the most shit zodiac picture I've done to this day... oh well. Happy year of the snake! Again, no regrets.

~Cheers!